All the bad things would happen to a vagina on a pirate's ship. All the bad things would happen to a vagina on a pirate's ship came sailing and they saw a beautiful youth who had dark hair and war wearing a purple cloak. I saw him at Pirate s Trail for the absolutely hilarious Pot Hole to Gilligan Cut on the push block. Would be perfect for a long time now. I have read the sea pirates have a bad life.